People come to me because they’re ready, finally, to achieve their dreams.
They’re ready to articulate, organize and share with the world their greatest potential. They understand the value of the contributions they can and should be making to the world. People come to me because they’re ready to create the lives they need.
“I didn’t want to exchange one prison for another. People like me have to make their own jobs…..The job is there, waiting. But it doesn’t exist for you or anyone else until you discover it, and you discover it because it’s for you and you alone.”
Step-by-step, I give you a plan to get you started. The first step, the act of starting, is both the hardest and the most liberating. I promise you, that you can do this. You deserve this. Give yourself the permission you need, and get to work!
All of my services emanate from my own personal experience in theater, network news, law school and especially, the creation of this business. I do with my clients the very same things I’ve done over the years to further my own career, and create the professional opportunities I needed. I help my clients discover and take advantage of the circumstances necessary for success that they already have but don’t yet recognize. These actions and attitudes lead to so much more. You get excited. I get to tell you that I told you so.*fist bump* The magic happens. Rinse and repeat.
“I adore you…everyone should have a cheerleader like you!”-Lon Blais
“I like to think of you as an alarm clock with high heels!”- @billartistguy
AREAS OF KVETCHING EXPERTISE:
I’m not in favor of perfection; this idea of waiting until the perfect time has arrived. The search for perfection, in my opinion, is a waste of time, energy and talent. Perfection is a dangerous distraction that will stop you from experiencing all you could be right now. Life is too messy and wonderful to waste on something as tedious as perfection. I wasted my teenage years as an anorexic; I was, at my “prime,” 107 lbs, still loathing myself for being fat. (Oy.) How many parties or invitations to do fun things did I turn down, because I wasn’t “perfect?” Oh so many. What a waste.
“I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.”
I’m obsessed with helping you do the most you can with what you have today, and building on that energy, passion and commitment, to create what you need for tomorrow. Because that’s what always happens: the more you do, the more you can do. The more fun you can have. The more you’ll surprise and astonish yourself. The time will never be perfect, but the longer you wait, the harder it gets. Let’s create a plan and get started today.
The first steps on the path of changing your life and/or achieving your professional goals, are always the hardest. They’re also the most uncertain, as people wonder “…am I doing the right things? Will this help me, or am I already wasting my time?” How, in actuality, does one begin the process of changing one’s life? Email me at email@example.com, and find out!
Introductory Single Session $199.00
This is the part where we play nice and get to know each other.
In my opinion, three sessions are the absolute minimum necessary for a client seeking to create and implement an effective strategy. However, there are many wonderful people out there who have one specific issue they want to resolve, and they want to get in, get out, and get results. (You probably aren’t surprised to hear that many of these people are native New Yorkers. And/or attorneys.) For those
obsessive um *cough cough* focused types, I offer the Introductory Single Session. I’ve used these sessions to do everything from revising a clients’ resume and/or LinkedIn profile, to constructing a dramatically more effective networking strategy, or crafting a social media strategy for a stuck company. Some people want to change the world, and some people just need help constructing a useful elevator pitch: all goals are equally valid, in my opinion. I greatly enjoy problem solving. Interested in some specific help? Shoot me an email: firstname.lastname@example.org. This is a 90 minute session.
Get. Started. Now. $875.00
Ready to make this the year you achieve your goals? Ready to start creating a life that fulfills you? This package is for people who are ready to change their lives, but are not exactly sure how to get started, given how
terrifying overwhelming the process can be. Many people have very manageable goals, but the actual mechanics of creating something new can be, frankly, intimidating.
Intimidating… unless you wisely hire a certain Yenta (5’6″, 124 lbs, Taurus, soulful brown eyes, deeply humble) with a Type-A personality who loves to create detailed, step-by-step plans to get people started, and is comfortable
putting people in masterful head-locks holding clients accountable. (Oh, you lucky people!) Over these six weeks, we’ll organize your goals, and craft a realistic blueprint for your success, based on your personality and experience, allowing you to start creating the life you’ve always imagined.
So many people find that the hardest thing is knowing where and how to start. I’ll get you started, and then I’ll help you create the long-term habits necessary to maintain and grow your achievements. At the end of six weeks, you’ll have an exit strategy to keep moving forward, as well as the skills necessary to keep creating the opportunities you need. #yourewelcomeAmerica
Two Weeks: $600.00
Want some intense coaching to jump-start your personal revolution?
Three 60-minute in-person or virtual meetings (FaceTime, Google+ or Skype) scheduled at the beginning, middle and end of the two-week period. Client receives an “Accountability List” within 24 hours of the first session, as well as email and text support, ideas, information and general inspiration between meetings. I suggest this particular package for people at the beginning of a major endeavor, requiring a great deal of motivation, organization and discipline. With two weeks of sustained coaching, we can get astonishing things accomplished. And by “we” I mean, obviously, “you,” since I already have an awesome job.
Got a bit more time, and ready to go deeper?
Five 60-minute in person and/or virtual meetings to be spread over the course of one month. Our first meeting will be in person. You, the client, receive an Accountability List within 24 hours of the first session, as well as email and text support, ideas, information and general inspiration between meetings. At the last meeting, we hug it out, and you leave with your personalized Exit Strategy to maintain and build on all progress made. #theygrowupsofast!
Two Months: $1650.00
Hey, I’m no chef, but it seems to me like we’re cooking now, baby!
Eight 60-minute virtual sessions, with first and last sessions in person. You, the client, receive an Accountability List within 24 hours of the first session, as well as email and text support, ideas, information and general
nagging inspiration between meetings. Listen, Kid: don’t say “nagging” like it’s a bad thing. I nag because I love, such is the time-honored Jewrican way, handed down through the ages, from the Pale of Settlement, to the farms of Puerto Rico, ending up, finally, on NYC’s intelligensia Upper West Side. At the last meeting, client receives a personalized Exit Strategy to maintain and build on all his/her progress. Meanwhile, to the tune of Fiddler on the Roof‘s Tradition, I pretend that no, no, I’m not crying, don’t be silly, it’s just so dusty in the office, whew! #dontbesuchastranger
Seriously. This is on, like Michelle Kwan: let us do this thing.(payment plans available)
Ten virtual meetings, but at least three meetings must be in person. Client receives an Accountability List within 24 hours of the first session, as well as email and text support, ideas, information and general inspiration between meetings. At the last meeting, client receives a personalized Exit Strategy to maintain and build on all progress made. I tell the client that he’s going to go out there a nobody and come back a star! Client rolls his eyes and wishes I would stop singing Wing Beneath My Wings at him, because gawd, Carlota, seriously, people are looking. #sunrisesunset