Category: Graceland

Because You’re Worth It!

Ugh, I’m writing this with a miserable summer cold, gawd, before a very packed Memorial Day weekend kicks off (#sexy), so that’s today’s excuse for being poopy. Yesterday, it was due to not waking up next to Idris Elba. (Why does that keep happening??) In 5 minutes, it’ll be due to this small, orange cat…
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May 23, 2013 0

Recently, I watched, for the first time in years, “To Die For,” the Nicole Kidman vehicle about a star-struck small town weather-bunny who seduces her teenage lover into killing her unfortunate husband when he attempts to stand in the way of her dreams of stardom. (I watched it again because I’m a huge fan of…
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October 31, 2012 0

My Bullet Points to the Graduates

Let’s be honest: I don’t have it in me to give any speeches right now, so bullet points are going to have to do. Also, I “missed” my law school graduation. I went to Graceland with my then-boyfriend, for what was supposed to be a delightful weekend of debauchery and BBQ…until he invited his mother…
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May 4, 2012 0